Look left and the right stole your wallet, look right and left stole your drawers. We’re talking about the last two absolutely kray kray fast and furious weeks in US politics. In no particular order: Paulie Manafort’s judge basically says he’s a traitor trying to protect Russian agents by not telling the whole truth with Mueller’s Assassins. Trump declares Wall emergency bypassing Congress, setting off state law suits against imaginary images made up in Trump’s mind. At Trump’s insistence the Japanese prime minister nominates Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize, then has serious thoughts about harakiri. Trump advisor Roger Stone posts a picture of the presiding judge of his case near gun cross hairs on the internet, need we say more? After his confirmation AG William Barr’s son in law rocket ships to an undisclosed position in the white house, seriously? Robbie Mueller is Ohhhh so close to releasing his report, problem is AG Willaim Barr determines what we peons see, and who nominated Barr? Connect dem dots. Strap in folks for more shannanigans next week.